To quote George Costanaza, “If it wasn’t for the toilet, there would be no books”.
Above is the bathroom in the Jam HQ. As you can see, the build up of magazines has created a mini tower of old Sports Illustrated and Eastbay’s. It’s too much. Because what are the chances I go for a magazine in the middle of the pile? Zero. The ones at the bottom are completely out of the questions because who wants to move 25 pounds of reading material before you do your business.
The right amount should be around 4-5 magazines. You’re kidding yourself if you think you need anything more. Because since April I’ve been reading the same Boston Strong S.I. issue.
By the way, you are a complete savage if you don’t have matches in your bathroom.