Top 10 Things Tim Thomas Is Going To Do With His Year Off

10). Learn how to Dougie.

9). Find out where in the world Carmen San Diego is.

8). Punch a Zebra square in the face.

7). Start a petition to bring back Nickelodeon’s Global Guts, starring Mike O’Malley and MO.

6). Buy Rosetta stone to learn a language, perchance Russian. Tim will not be able to make it through the intro DVD and will burn every disc to the ground.

5). Get a part time job at Lowe’s for the employee discount.

4). He’s gonna tell that guy from Men’s Warehouse that he’s gonna like the way he looks, Tim Thomas guarantees it.

3). Watch every Harry Potter movie…twice.

2). Nurse a baby deer back to health, release it into the wild, only to  capture it, and later mount it on his wall.

1). Run for President of the United States. No, President of the World. No…President of the Universe.

Advertisements

One thought on “Top 10 Things Tim Thomas Is Going To Do With His Year Off

  1. Realist says:

    Wait a god damn minute… is that they guy from those Time Warner commercials? And the Boston show?????????

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s