We have been training Moose for weeks to get in shape for the Boston Marathon. He began with a light jog around his uncle’s above-ground pool, and we have worked him into shape so he is now ready to take the win back for America. Don’t get me wrong, Moose loves Kenya, but he hates when America loses anything. You should have seen him when America got eliminated from the Olympic Curling Competition. Luckily we have trained him to the point where he simply can’t lose. Got an early morning carbo-load in and he is already cruising.