Did MTV pay Snookie to get knocked up?

New York Post – The universe’s collective IQ should prepare to drop a few points. Though she has publicly denied she’s expecting, sources say trashy “Jersey Shore” guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is indeed pregnant and has plans to bankroll her mommy-to-be status into becoming “the next Kourtney Kardashian.” We’re told Polizzi, 24, is carrying her first child by boyfriend Jionni LaValle, and is roughly three months along.

Holy hell, Snooki is preggers! Just think of what this kid is going to look like, 4’7″ 225lbs with a blowout and a killer tan. Pretty much identical to our boy Scal, or really anybody from Revere (with all due respect Revere). Luckily the Jersey Shore house has an extra room, the smoosh room, so they have somewhere for the baby to sleep. Word on the street is MTV paid Snookie to get knocked up to create some more drama after a disappointing season on the shore.


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