On days like today, your better off being Whitney Houston on an autopsy table than being Travis Henry.
Child support is one thing, but buying nine unique Build a Bear combination’s is an absolute nightmare. Have you ever been to one of those stores? They literally make you talk to the bear in front of everyone waiting in line or else they won’t give it to you. It’s psychotic. Reading a goddamn vow to a stuffed animal…. Now imagine doing that nine times. Imagine that.
So to all the fathers out there today with different looking kids running around their living room, God bless you.
Also add Larry Bird, Karl Malone, and Evander Holyfield into this group.