The Memphis Grizzlies wore their alternate jerseys against the Las Angeles Clippers last night. And they couldn’t have resembled Church League uniforms more if they tried. The only thing missing from these things was loose draw string shorts and a stretched out stained jersey neck with a few drunk parents rooting for their kids in the stands. These uniforms reminded me of the St. Andrews Dragons that my team played back in the day. Not only did my team get annihilated, but word got out that game that a Jew (me) was secretly playing in a Church game. Let’s just say I told my dad to warm up the car early in the third quarter so I could get the hell out of there.