For today’s Lunch of the Day we have a catastrophic mixture of foods. On the surface, it doesn’t look bad. But beneath the turkey and ham sandwich lies egg salad and roast beef. This is what you call “panic mode” when you are in line at work, waiting to dominate the lunch spread. The all in one deli sandwich wasn’t even good. It did save time piling each deli meat on top of one another instead of getting another plate, but the sandwich just sucked. It’s literally all my fault though, because I did panic when I got to the front of the line at the open lunch. I don’t even think I finished this sandwich. Because why would I? Who wants to eat an egg salad and roast beef sandwich? Not me, not anyone.

Damn you Moose….