Listen, I love being trendy. I wore Airwalk shoes, Jinco jeans, used LA Looks hair gel, watched a retched TV show called “Friends”, loved LL Cool J even though I only knew a few songs, and drank my share of All Sport sports drink, but there comes a time and place when enough is enough with a certain fad.  And these black framed glasses have overstayed their welcome in society for about two years.  People with superior vision are adding an accessory to their face just because it matches their jacket.  Stop it.  It’s making a mockery of the glasses wearing community.

These glasses only look good on librarians who are strippers.  Or, strippers acting like librarians.  Either way, they have to go.