When you work through lunch and don’t have time get shitty food from a shitty cafeteria, the leftover office food is the next option. Not the best option, but the next and only option. And when a Jewish kid like myself is stuffing his face full of bagels at 3:30 PM in the afternoon, it never looks good when a coworker steps into the break room and accidentally witnesses the scene. The act is beyond stereotypical. A Jewish kid hoarding bagels and sneaking in a free meal. Can’t get a win these days..