Hulk Hogan Gay?

In a recent article published by the OMG branch of Yahoo news stated that Hogan’s ex-wife Linda claims that legendary wrestler Hulk Hogan a homosexual.

“Clarified Hogan about Linda’s charge that he had a sexual relationship with fellow wrestler Brutus Beefcake: If any of that was true, I would admit it, and I was a homosexual I would embrace it. It’s just so crazy to hear, so I have a real problem with it….If you’re going to say I’m something that I’m not to try to ruin my career and my livelihood….I have to answer her back.”

In case some of you Jammers are not aware of Brutus as a wrestler, he was very popular in the late 1980’s early 1990’s before a para-sailing accident forced him to take some time off during the peak of his wrestling career (true story). Nevertheless, the allegations made against the most American wrestler of all time have to be false, right? Interestingly enough, Hogan stated that he would embrace his homosexuality. Guar’s question is that how could Hulk embrace his lifestyle more than he already does? I mean parading around in a yellow and red boa yelling at the top of his lungs doesn’t scream heterosexual (Not that there’s anything wrong with that). There are some other signs that might support Linda’s accusations. One that comes to mind is Hogan’s perfectly maintained facial hair. From Hulkamania to Hollywood Hogan, the Hulkster always had a perfectly groomed fu manchu. Not to mention the show “Hogan Knows Best” was moved to Miami Beach after the first season…

But these accusations had Guar realize that it’s probably time to put away his Hulk Hogan stuffed animal, at least until Hogan’s true colors come out (Not that there’s anything wrong with that). Guar out.

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