Kevin Garnett comes up with the nickname of the century for rookie Jajuan Johnson

@celtics: JaJuan Johnson says KG has dubbed him with the nicknames “New” and “Rook,” with New being the more popular one. #celticscamp

Nobody ever thought of Kevin Garnett as an intellectual..until now.  Garnett had an audio week for the ages, and the “New” nickname for Rookie Jajuan Johnson caps it off.  There might be a lot of mileage on Garnett’s legs these days, but he’s wittier than ever.  Hopefully Johnson can recover from the emotional torture that is attached to such a derogatory nickname.

Garnett’s quote on team chemistry earlier this week in case you missed it:

“Timing is everything,” he said. “Chemistry is something that you don’t just throw in the frying pan and mix it up with another something, then throw it on top of something, then fry it up and put it in a tortilla and put in a microwave, heat it up and give it to you and expect it to taste good. You know? For those of you who can cook, y’all know what I’m talking about. If y’all can’t cook, this doesn’t concern you.”

Absolutely on fire right now.

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