Breaking News: Julian Edelman is “legally” not a creepy sexual assaulter

Boston.comSuffolk County prosecutors say they have dropped charges against New England Patriots player Julian Edelman, who had been accused of groping a woman at a nightclub in November.

Prosecutors said they would not be able to meet their burden of proving charges beyond a reasonable doubt.

“After a thorough investigation of this case by the Boston Police Department’s Sexual Assault Unit … the Commonwealth has concluded that it would not be able to meet its burden at trial of proving each of the elements of indecent assault and battery beyond a reasonable doubt,” prosecutors said in a document filed in court today, according to Suffolk District Attorney Daniel F. Conley’s office.

Julian Edelman is a free man. Free from being called a creep. Free from being looked at in a negative light. And most importantly free to wear his Reno 911 costume again. I think this statement from the investigators is really trying to say, “After a long meeting at Five Guys we have decided it would take too much time and effort to actually investigate this matter. Therefore, Edelman is good to go.” I mean the guy does play on both sides of the ball, he deserves more credit than the average NFL player.


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