Lunch of the Day

Today’s Lunch of the Day comes from the Jam’s very own Guar. Sure this might look like maggots and beef at first, but what we have here is white rice and meat. You see, Guar had a little dip in his health earlier this week. The usually health conscious, work out addicted meat stick caught a little bug. A little intestinal bacterial bug. And from my knowledge right now, Guar’s built frame has whittled down to a pathetic, hopeless, rail. And apparently, this food above is his building block to getting back to form. Rice, meat, doused in Franks Red Hot sauce. Looks like a solid meal to build back muscle, but too bad it can’t build a personality as well.

Get well soon Guar, and keep your infected disgusting self out of the Jam headquarters.


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