Ochocino’s Fiance Won’t Let Him Hit It, Until He Scores A Touchdown

So now maybe we know why Chad Ochocinco’s head hasn’t been in the game. His fiance is boycotting sex until he can put some points on the board.

The Patriots wide receiver tweeted that his fiance, Evelyn Lozada, is refusing to sleep with him, later revealing that it’s part of a motivation tactic. Ochocinco, of course, hasn’t reached the end zone since joining New England, and he’s only caught 11 passes for 201 yards. (NESN.com)

Listen, Evelyn, clearly your motivational tactic is not working by any means. How about you let Ocho get his bang on, so he can finally show some production on the field. No sex = bad football. Sex = good football? I don’t know, that could be a winning equation, hopefully for Chad, it is.

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