You know what sucks about Dan “The Beard” Fouts? He can never shave. Do you know why? Because he didn’t plan ahead with his nickname. If you have a nickname like “The Beard”, you can’t walk into work with a baby face the next day. It destroys the whole basis of the name. I guess with these guy’s creative minds, your new nickname would be “clean face”? It’s a horrible name I know, I’m just putting myself in the shoes of these schmucks. At least Ian Eagle’s nickname can stick with him until he dies. Along with the horrible tag of “The Bird”.