Let me preface this post by saying that I am not gay. Now with that being said and out of the way, Brady doesn’t look hot at all in the picture that is featured on his player card on ESPN.com. The guy looks like hell. The bags under the eyes, the pail skin, the strange smile, and the weird shape to his head combine to make him appear disgustingly average. Brady just looks too civilian in this picture. Nothing spectacular at all and far from his notable handsomeness.
I’m still not gay, but this has to be Brady’s worst photo in his entire life.