Today’s Lunch of the Day is one for the ages. A fellow co-worker in my office went off the deep end today for his meal. Not only did he get McDonalds, but he ate sickening amounts of it in an office setting. The reason for it you ask? He was challenged. Challenged by another co-worker to eat 3 Mcdouble sandwiches, 3 McChickens, 1 Fry, a 6 piece McNugget, a large coke, and a McFlurry all under ten minutes. Not only did the poor bastard who attempted this challenge fail, but due to the massive amounts of fat he consumed his nose hasn’t stopped bleeding since. No one knows what the hell is going on, but if his nose continues to bleed for another hour my office is drawing straws to see who drives him to the hospital.
All things considered, this was the mess left behind after the event.