Is Youkilis dating Brady’s sister?

Kevin Youkilis [stats] denies that there’s a romance, but our spies in the skyboxes say the Red Sox [team stats] slugger and Tom Brady [stats]’s sis, Nancy, were looking veeeeery cozy as they watched 12 and the Pats cool the Jets at Gillette Stadium on Sunday.

“They were mugging it up in the box,” said Someone Who Was There.  Boston Herald 

And is this the greatest clash of looks ever? I have no idea what Tom Brady’s sister looks like, but I’m assuming she is stunning. Not as stunning as Tom, but stunning none the less. The internet was bone dry of Brady sis pics so once again I am going off of nothing. But Youkilis? Youkilis is hands down the most out of shape looking professional athlete in all of sports. His arms have zero definition, his body is plump, and I’m just going to guess he isn’t the most intimidating person to shower next to in the Red Sox locker room. Not to mention his wool grease cleaner he calls facial hair. Kissing that thing must feel like hairy barbed wire.

So enjoy it Youk. Even if you two were to procreate, Brady genes might not be enough to outweigh your code.


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