How hot are Kyle Vanden Bosch’s red eyes these days

Kyle Vanden Bosch might be the luckiest Defensive End in football. Because as of right now in his career, he is reaping the benefits of having Ndamukong Suh as his defensive tackle. So as as Suh takes on double teams and clogs the middle, Vanden Bosch’s job becomes very simple; beat your man and you will have success. And up this point in the season, Vanden Bosch has 11 Tackles 3.0 Sacks and 2 Forced Fumbles, mainly in part to Suh absorbing the middle of the opposing offensive line.

But Vanden Bosch isn’t any slack D-End. He is good and he is crazy. Point in case is the fact that he wears dark red contact lens just for the hell of it. I’m assuming there isn’t any rhyme or reason he wears these things besides having an intimidation factor. And Vanden Bosch has been wearing these red contact lens for a couple seasons now, but it is still as disturbing as the first day he popped them in. It looks like he is bleeding internally or he was just dug up from the local cemetery, or that he just saw Oprah Winfrey naked.

But these lens’ create the perfect balance for the Lion’s D-Line. On one side you have the white supremacist looking crazy guy with red eyes and on the other side you have the massive black grim reaper whose main objective in games is to decapitate the quarterback. It’s almost too good for the Lions. Both men are sick, nasty, and want to bludgeon opponents. And these red eyes just add to the already scary vibe of this D-Line.

If Vanden Bosch convinces Suh to wear white contact lens, these two will be a Hall of Fame duo. Maybe not Vanden Bosch, but just imagine how demonic Suh would look like with completely white eyes. It would make up for why he plays like a devil (I don’t really like that conclusion sentence but I have to take a piss wicked bad)

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12 thoughts on “How hot are Kyle Vanden Bosch’s red eyes these days

  1. Anonymous says:

    “On one side you have the white supremacist looking crazy guy with red eyes and on the other side you have the massive black grim reaper whose main objective in games is to decapitate the quarterback. ”

    Awesome way to put it…

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