Red Sox owner John Henry was hurt on his yacht? Conspiracy?

Reports are now coming into the Boston Jam headquarters that Red Sox owner John Henry was “hurt on his yacht.” Apparently Henry was being transported by helicopter after the incident. Who gets hurt while chilling on their yacht, especially a yacht named “Iroquois?” If you ask me, John-boy got beat down by Tito Francona and his crew. You mess with El Tito, you get El Posse… or maybe he was getting jiggy with his smoking hott wife and broke one of his brittle bones.

Update: It looks like it was most likely his wife who hurt John, as we are now finding out that Henry hurt his neck… and we all know there’s only two ways you can hurt your neck.


Scroll to about a minute in to find out the two ways someone hurts their neck.

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