This week for Dime of the Week we have the wife of Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon. Pap’s personality is over the top to begin with. His dancing, looks off the mound, and obsession with the Drop Kick Murphys is just too much. And any girl that can overlook the millions of dollars Pap is grossing each year to deal with his personality on a consistent basis, is a very patient and understanding woman. Because Pap must be ten times worse behind closed doors. Magnify every annoying thing you see him do on the field and think about how one woman has to try and contain that. It would be an absurd and stress filled life that would probably result in glue huffing.
Go get em’ tonight kid.