So I guess Rob Gronkowski used to shatter backboards in high school

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Check out this pic! Junior year in high school…broke the rim dunking!! #Dangerous

Rob Gronkowski as a high school student is a frightening thought. Not because of his massive size at a young age, but because everyone was a dumb-ass in high school. Even if you got into a great college, it didn’t mean you were smart. It meant that you memorized formulas and articles better than your piers. But it still meant you were an idiot because no one is smart at the age of 17.

And just imagine how dumb Gronk was at 17 years old. I think he’s a great tight end and a great guy and all, but the dude is the purest definition of a meathead. So just think about Gronkowski now, and then try to dumb him down 5-6 years to get an idea of what he used to be like in high school. And what you have is a guy that the movie industry based movies around in the 80’s. The quintessential movie jock, bash brother, nerd assaulting, drunkest guy at the party, possibly chick raping character.

I’m not hating on you Gronk, because I probably would have hung out with you back then. But you might have been too much.

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