“I wanted to display all of my shoes, so I had this 500-square-foot closet made. I just thought this would be a cool idea, and it would almost look like a museum. I had a fingerprint sensor put on the door to make sure I’m the only one who can get in here. I mostly wear Air Jordans. All of the Jordan guys are selected by Michael Jordan himself. It’s kind of hard to tell MJ no. I have 436 pairs of sneakers in here, and they’re mostly unworn. I’ll wear all of them eventually.” ESPN.com
If I was the most overpaid player in the NBA, I would do the exact same thing. Well, either that or install my own Mcdonalds like Richie Rich. But I would love to slip into this little layer and replace a pair of my shoes with his. Just take a pristine pair of Jordans out and put a pair of my shitty thong, worn out, brown sandals in it’s place. It would undoubtedly throw off the entire “swag” of the room. Instantly.