In this week’s session of Dime of the Week, we feature the lovely girlfriend of Jacoby Ellsbury. Not a bad catch for an MVP candidate eh? I mean she is pretty, but all due respect I was expecting a little more when it comes to Jacoby freakin’ Ellsbury. He is an MVP candidate, he is playing for the Boston Red Sox, and he is a devastatingly good looking young athlete. I don’t know, I was just expecting Jacoby to be dating someone with a little more spice instead of a chick who looks like she went to Stonehill College (great school, I’m just saying). But to each his own I guess. Jacoby must know something we don’t know, like how she looks naked.