Today’s lunch of the day comes from The Boston Jam’s very own Guar. And yes, if you are wondering what that golden grip/forearm exerciser thing is, it’s exactly that. A grip/forearm exerciser thing. I’ve seen meathead lunches before, but never have I seen a mile high stacked turkey sandwich with a forearm pumper on the side. Are you supposed to eat lunch with your sleeves rolled up after using this thing? I’m pretty sure that’s a must if you dare to bring this 1980’s form of exercising equipment into your office.
P.S. If anyone has ever seen any type of muscular results with this ancient piece of crap, send it to firstname.lastname@example.org. Because I call bullshit on these things and people like Guar who use it are stupid banana heads.