Delonte West really applied to the Home Depot?

Although he’s made over $14 million in the NBA, Delonte West tweeted recently that he is “broke” and has applied for a job at Home Depot.

“It’s official.. Pride 2 the side.. just filled out a application at Home Depot.. Lockout aint a game,” the Celtics guard tweeted.

West is on probation for a weapons charge and also tweeted that he wasn’t allowed to pursue basketball opportunities overseas.

“Can’t even get that over seas money,” he tweeted. “Judge said it’s a no go on leaving the country.”

West has battled bipolar disorder during his career and also posted this to Twitter: “Broke down in the ATM line.. 25 cars behind me and I already reached my daily limit… I’m broke n my cars broke.. Where’s my therapist???” 

What do you think Delonte West’s advice would for the best new lavender bathroom floor tile? Or how about the most affordable granite counter top for a kitchen with lots of natural sunlight? Or the best type of wood protector for a recently built deck?

Delonte better study up on his product knowledge, because the Home Depot has assholes like me who know absolutely nothing about any type of home repair, coming in all day long searching for answers. The Home Depot probably isn’t the best place either for a guy who has a track record of having sawed off shotguns in his possession. The hammer and drill section better have a diesel cage lock on it.

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