This week we feature the wife of the uglier Manning brother who thinks he is Tom Brady, Eli Manning. Not the worst catch for a guy who constantly looks sad and hammered. When Eli gets drunk, he must be the drunkest looking person on Earth. Because his sober self looks lit at all times. Give him twelve Bud Lights and you have a top notch disturbed looking drunk man. But apparently it was good enough to snag this chick. She looked right past his imperfections to his bank account. A true fairy tale love story.