In the first installment of RAW after Summerslam there is a new WWE Champion. CM Punk successfully defended his title on Sunday night against John Cena, in a controversial ending. CM Punk got the three count, but Cena’s leg was on the rope (classic WWF). HHH, the special guest referee didn’t see it and Punk retained the title. Perhaps HHH didn’t see it because his massive schnoz got in the way of his vision. However his victory was short lived because after the match Kevin “Diesel” Nash ambushed Punk giving him a Jackknife Powerbomb from at least nine feet. Alberto del Rio cashed in on his Money in the Bank opportunity and pinned the half dead Punk earning him the belt.
Nash has been dabbling with the WWE’s ugly cousin TNA Wrestling and also in some films. However many people do not know that Nash’s early acting career actually started playing the role of “Super Shredder” in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. Ooze, or I believe the first experimental trial of HGH that turned a wolf and snapping turtle into monsters that terrorized a city. I think Nash took a couple of vials of ooze and spread it through the WWE locker room. That would explain why Macho Man looked like a possessed wolf at the end of his life.
Anyways Guar is a huge fan Nash’s involvement in the WWE. Growing up a little Guar, I was a huge fan of Diesel, Kevin Nash’s alter ego. Although he was not in the video game for Super Nintendo, WWF WrestleMania: The Arcade Game (had to settle playing with Doink the Clown) I was very upset when he went to WCW to form the NWO. So Guar’s going to go dig up his Super Nintendo and try to win the WWF Champion with Yokozuna. Ciao, Guar
PS- Never understood Super Shredder’s fighting tactic here, isn’t he supposed to be a world class ninja?