The Grossest Sounding Speech of All Time

Dennis Rodman was inducted into the Hall of Fame this past weekend for a career full of rebounding, defense, and unprotected sex.  His game was unique and energetic, as he was known for getting into his opponents heads and staying there for a full game.  But despite his career and his induction to the Hall, he might go down for having one of the grossest sounding induction speeches of all time.  When a man fights back tears, the objective is to shut it down and avoid talking.  If you try to talk while you are fighting back tears, you speak in a “crying language” that is inaudible and foreign.  Throw in the unavoidable mouth noises, and you have yourself a horrendous sounding speech.  And by god, Rodman did just that:

(1:12 mark)

Rodman kicks off his speech with a quivering “Hold On” that sounds like its coming from a dying catfish.  Rodman’s voice is strange by itself, but a quivering Rodman voice is just bizarre, and hilarious.

(3:22-4:00 mark)

A series of burps, chokes, throat clears that sound like hes choking on five olive pits.  No hesitation by Phil Jackson either.  Am I the only one that was kind of worried that he couldn’t breath? Kind of…..

(9:28-9:35)

Seriously what is wrong with his voice?  So gravely and clogged.  Gross

(11:51)

Again, the Kermit the Frog impersonation voice comes out.  At-least he kept it consistent throughout the entire speech.  Consistent and tough to listen to.

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