Would you let the new Bill Simmons near your children?

Would you let the new Bill Simmons near your children?

The answer should be “No.” Why’s that you ask? Because he is rocking one terrible rape mustache. So hide your kids and keep ESPN off of your television because “The Sports Guy” is on the prowl.

… and he steals ideas. Tisk tisk Bill.

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One thought on “Would you let the new Bill Simmons near your children?

  1. Anonymous says:

    This un-original assclown would probably steal your kids ideas and post them on his terrible site – much like he stole from TBJ. Go back to Holy Cross Billy and get a clue.

    PS. We hate you and your self aware fame

    -Everybody

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