In this week’s “Dime of the Week” we have the alleged girlfriend of the newly converted Albert Haynesworth. Fat Albert seems to be transformed from his dangerously, crazy former self. He is quoted by saying “I’m here to play Patriot football” and “My role here is to kill the quarterback”. Whether these statements are true or not, Big Albert isn’t doing so bad. This chick isn’t the worst pull for Haynesworth, in a world where large fat NFL players go after chubby, stubby, white chicks. But this chick?…..It could be a lot worse.