That’s right ladies and gentlemen, the NFL has released the 2011 schedule for the upcoming season. This leads me to believe that there will be a season. There has to be a season. Are we going to have to watch the AFL? Or god help me, the Canadian Football League? No thank you, I’d rather eat my own hat. I mean does the Spirit Halloween costume superstore put out costumes if there isn’t going to be a Halloween? No, No they don’t.
The Pats are to play the clowns of the sea, the Miami Dolphins on September the 12th in Miami. The Patriots destroyed the Dolphins in week 4 on Monday Night Football last season with a score of 41-14. Patrick Chung put on a special teams showcase blocking 2 kicks, and topping it off with an interception return for a TD. Tom Brady also clinched his 100th win in the contest. Then again in week 17 the Patriots made the Dolphins eat their lunch with a 38-7 victory even without all of their starters in the lineup. Basically the Patriots have owned the Dolphins so bring on those bottle-nose losers. We’ll be ready for them.