Bios

Moose: CEO

I don’t believe Shaq weighs less than 400 lbs. I make stupid bets with my remaining Bar-Mitzvah money.

Scal: VP

I can’t dribble a basketball, I can’t skate, I can’t throw a fastball, I’ve never scored a goal in soccer, and I sucked at football. But I am totally entitled to write a blog strictly about sports.

Sir Swish: Site Manager & Writer

You can call me Sir Swish, Mr. MBA , Dr. Mantis Toboggan, or simply guy. I enjoy sports, hot sauce, whipping dodgeballs at people’s faces, my scumbag dog Chet, and yellow vitamin water.

Snipes: West Coast & Writer

I wasn’t like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere’s a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who’s a hero. The music he’s created over the years, I don’t really listen to it, but the fact that he’s making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I’m selling? No. Do I know what I’m doing today? No. But I’m here, and I’m gonna give it my best shot.

Reverend Knick: Wise Guy & Writer

Being a Holy Man, my job here at TheBostonJam is to offer guidance to you New England fans who may get “lost” in some of the cow shit sports coverage here in the Northeast region. Some of you may think I’m a prick, and want to tie me to the back of a runaway wagon hoping that it eventually goes off of a cliff. And you know what, I’m ok with that. Because at the end of the day, “Goodfellas” is still a better movie than “The Departed”, no matter how you slice it. Church!

Kooz Astronaut in Training & Writer

I eat, sleep, and breathe the Boston Bruins.  Well not literally, that would be weird and uncomfortable for everyone. I feel in another life I was on the Bruins, probably an unproductive 3rd liner, but hey, I was there. I enjoy making left turns, making obvious comments about what people are wearing/doing, saying Boom after things I say that I feel the need to say Boom after, and of course trying to push shopping carts into the things in the parking lot that they go in from long distances.  I like the Celtics. I enjoy the sound of the shoes on the court.  I like the Red Sox.  I’d like to see more of them wearing red socks.  I like the Patriots, football is sweet. BOOM.

Big Jim Murray: Writer/98.5 The Sports Hub Host 

I like bitchin’ about stuff. And Kelly’s Tartar Sauce. That shit’s gold.

Guar: Writer

People always ask me, “Guar what’s the greatest accomplishment in sports history?”. Many people might say it’s Joe Dimaggio’s 56 game hit streak, or Ted Williams 406 batting average. Maybe the Celtics 17 championships, or Brett Favre’s consecutive game streak. However, the greatest accomplishment in sports history is that the Undertaker has a perfect 21-0 record at Wrestlemania.  This record will go down as the greatest streak in all of sports.

mrecc40:  Writer

Pats, Ranger, Yankees, Michigan Football, and occasional wager maker on various “events”.  I love Doc Emrick, I think fighting with visors is stupid, Brady over Manning, I look forward to Country fest every year for the entire year and I tweet a lot.

 

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