Top 10 Things Tim Thomas Is Going To Do With His Year Off

10). Learn how to Dougie.

9). Find out where in the world Carmen San Diego is.

8). Punch a Zebra square in the face.

7). Start a petition to bring back Nickelodeon’s Global Guts, starring Mike O’Malley and MO.

6). Buy Rosetta stone to learn a language, perchance Russian. Tim will not be able to make it through the intro DVD and will burn every disc to the ground.

5). Get a part time job at Lowe’s for the employee discount.

4). He’s gonna tell that guy from Men’s Warehouse that he’s gonna like the way he looks, Tim Thomas guarantees it.

3). Watch every Harry Potter movie…twice.

2). Nurse a baby deer back to health, release it into the wild, only to  capture it, and later mount it on his wall.

1). Run for President of the United States. No, President of the World. No…President of the Universe.