There are a lot of people out there who have been giving me a lot of shit for still continuing to hate Tim Tebow with a burning passion. Let me please itemize the reasons why I hate Tim Tebow for all you band-wagoners who are just looking for somebody new to follow and praise like you have been there for him all along. Like you sat there and watched all of his college games, or knew he was going to be a first round pick, and suddenly became Broncos fans when Tebow took over as a starter. All you people, I hate you, and yes that includes my very own brother and several close friends.
1) He sucks as a Quarterback. Yes his team has been winning, and read that line very carefully – his goddamn TEAM has been winning. The Denver Tim Tebows have not won a thing, the Denver Broncos have won games. There is not one person in the history of the NFL that can say they won games by themselves. There is 11 people on the goddamn field.
It has taken almost 2 years for his mechanics to get “slightly” better since joining the league. Dont you think the learning curve is going to have to be a little bit quicker than that to stay in the NFL? He has a slow release, a weak arm, a giant windup, and he shuffles his feet in the pocket like a skittish horse. The lifespan for running quarterbacks in the NFL? Ask Jamarcus Russell, Vince Young, Michael Bishop, Mike Vick (no rings, nor will he ever see a super bowl), Donovan McNabb, and Tavaris Jackson…..a combined zero Super Bowls. Crazy right. Oh, and these comparisons need to stop immediately too (below).
2) He praises God after a win, loss, fumble, pick, touchdown, bowl movement….Hey listen people, just ask the Reverend Knick himself, I have no problem with the man upstairs. I went to Catholic School all my life, I even prayed once or twice. So I have no issue with Tebow being religious, but is it absolutely necessary to talk about Him at all times (See that capital H there). We get it dude, you’re a religious guy, but so is Ray Lewis and he clearly has killed two guys in the past.
3) He is first on Google search when you type in “Tim”. The fact that this 24 year old kid who has not won a thing, nor will ever sniff a championship, and will be on the bench by this time next year (Scal guarantee – I’ve been right on most public guarantees – look it up), makes me sick. I cant believe I have to hear about Tim Tebow on Boston sports radio when the Patriots are the number 1 team in the AFC, the Bruins just got ranked #1 in the NHL Power Rankings, the Celtics are about to start back up, and the Red Sox just hired Bobby Valentine. Are you kidding me?
Unlike the rest of you who all of a sudden are huge Tim Tebow fans, I have hated him since he took over at Florida, I hated when McDaniels drafted him at the end of the first round so he now always has that 1st round tag, and I hated it when Brady Quinn got overlooked in Denver…..The last one is a joke obviously but I hate Tim Tebow and that is why. Cant wait to see the comments from everybody who cant even tell me what a Cover 2 Defense is. Bring it on die hard football fans.