Judging by the multi colored baby piano and child guard locks in the background, I’m assuming this guy is married. So either his 2 year old has the steadiest hands among two year olds, or his wife cheated on him and owes him a favor. I’m just curious what the front of this guy looks like though. If his back is so rural, then his front must be Northern Canada right? I’m not gay, I just have to know whats on the other side. It’s a curiosity type deal, nothing to do with wanting to see his anatomy. I swear.