Today’s lunch of the day is brought to you by Paul Pierce. Ever wonder what the most un-toned NBA player eats on a daily basis? Well this is a small sample. It looks like spinach, tortellini, and a shit ton of broccoli. Makes you think why this dude doesn’t have any muscle tone.
Anyways, it beats my lunch. I had a guy tell me today to start putting butter on my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Pretty innovative, but it might be too much for the Moose. That’s a lot of creamy sensations for a meal, and way too much for my liking. Not sure how the Jelly and the butter would interact either….




butter would be filthy