Remember the Red Sox? Ya, the professional baseball team we have in Boston. They finally got their first road win last night against the Oakland A’s. Just a couple weeks late (that’s what she said). Jed Lowrie is playing out his mind as he hit yet another home-run in yesterday’s game. I hope hes juicing and gets caught soon. Because Jed Lowrie being the new steroid scape-goat in baseball would be the absolute tops.


